Swinging Through Life
ShaneM
Chandler, Arizona | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Shane
I Would Describe Myself As
I’m 47, single, and in a long-term, emotionally confusing relationship with my golf clubs. I’ve been chasing birdies longer than I’ve been dodging commitment—and I’m slightly better at the former. My idea of cardio is walking 18 holes and occasionally sprinting after a slice that’s headed for the parking lot.
My swing? Let’s call it “abstract expressionism.” My golf wardrobe? Somewhere between “retro chic” and “traffic cone.” I believe in breakfast burritos, mulligans, and that putting is just a cruel joke the golf gods play on us.
Looking for someone who laughs at bad puns, tolerates golf metaphors in everyday conversation, and doesn’t mind that my “quick nine” takes four hours and includes two beers and a hot dog
My swing? Let’s call it “abstract expressionism.” My golf wardrobe? Somewhere between “retro chic” and “traffic cone.” I believe in breakfast burritos, mulligans, and that putting is just a cruel joke the golf gods play on us.
Looking for someone who laughs at bad puns, tolerates golf metaphors in everyday conversation, and doesn’t mind that my “quick nine” takes four hours and includes two beers and a hot dog
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Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian